So, after 4 years of hard work it’s all over in a few minutes of what was (lets be honest here) a walk in the park 
Disappointing? Slightly.
Annoying? Very.
This means that I’ll have to go shoe shopping *twice* in one year. That’s not fair – I expect my sandals to last a lot longer to be honest.
Oh, apparantly we lost some football match as well.
Rofl! Yer daft bugger.
How shoe shopping must pain you. On the grounds that it didn’t take you long is it safe to assume that you left the wife at home?
bugger
Did you run this post through the mab-ish translator before posting? It took a bit of parsing