Well, I think we broke Ben. Curry followed by a couple of sherrys (actually, I think sherry was about the only thing he didn’t have…) sorted that out. Also learnt what he didn’t know about Lizzie (Lettuce incident? there is obviously a story there!).
Still, a good night was had I feel. Plenty of photos of ben looking worse and worse as the night went on available (sfw – unlike the hen night shots…). As for Trappers book I think we can quite definately say that “It was not a fucking book. It was four bits of paper tied together with string” 
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To his credit, after being punished with something like 14 shots he could still down a pint of bitter in 4.5 seconds. Evidence here (no, he wasn’t laying on his side – I just can’t be arsed to work out how to rotate an avi ).
Shot list (I’ll need some help with this peeps – I’m missing a couple Ta all for the help – I think we have the full list now):
- Vodka
- JD
- Spiced Rum
- Cheap blend
- Archers
- Baileys
- Pernod
- Stones ginger wine
- Flaming Sambuca
- Cherry Brandy
- Tequila
- Pimms
- “The finest liquer from Italy” (Cheap crappy Amaretto)
- lime cordial (a class way to finish )
Still, he was soon tucked up in bed with his cuddly pig. Awwwwwwwwwww bless
I think Foo has had his revenge 
and one day dmc, I will have my revenge on you.
ALso, it was a bloody book – had a bibliography and *everything*.
Also, it was never suppposed to be funny, it’s just reading it from the perspective of a 21 year old it is.
*note to self* 9 years old is not an appropriate age to write tradgedies about the holocaust…
Don’t forget the Tequila, he had the lemon and everything
It slots in just before the “traffic light” drinks I think 
and damn, that pint drink was just *so* impressive. Which yard of ale contest did we sign him up for?…
I can do the pint quicker when it’s at the beginning of an evening
I think we will need a demo of that sometime. Of course, that’s assuming Lizzie will actually let you out once she has you totally under the thumb