Yes, after much rambling and rumour finally today it was officially announced. It’s happening! They are getting married!
Ross and Lorrainne that is of course 
I’ve even got the invite and everything. According to the BBC it appears that another couple have announced a wedding as well. Errrrrr should I care? They’ve even taken Wildlife on One off so that they can show a News special – “Charles and Camilla”. Do we *really* need this? Is this really the most important thing happening in the world today?
Oh no, a couple of people who have been married before are getting married. Shock horror!
I don’t care. At all. Not in the slightest bit interested.
Still, slightly more interesting news is this rather scary story about a rather scary sounding woman. “I am in no way a violent person” she claims…..blimey, I’d hope I never meet a real violent person then.